Storytime Sunday: The Wrong Kind of Squirter

After starting hormone therapy in February, my libido disappeared almost entirely. This tends to happen when you lose all your testosterone. For months I could still drool (literally drool) over pretty girls, but there was really no inclination to do anything. Like, I might drool thinking of sucking on some titties, but I had no desire to touch myself or feel any sexual stimulation - it was all purely conceptual.

In July, my libido started to come back and it really came back. It was like I was a teenager all over again. (Right... I sometimes forget I'm literally going through puberty.) But there was a problem: I could no longer get erections (no testosterone, remember?) and stimulation didn't feel the same even without, so I had no idea how to satisfy the itch. I knew what to do, though: I'd ask /r/asktransgender. The responses were overwhelming. I was best off getting assistance from a "helper" - a helper named the Hitachi Magic Wand:

For scale, end to end is from my elbow to the middle of my hand

I was so excited when it arrived. I ripped it out of the box and immediately got down to figuring it out. It was pretty easy. So I pulled up some eye candy from my hard drive and checked /r/dykesgonewild for anything new, and got comfortable on my bed. I laid a towel out, applied some lube, and started testing it out using one of the methods I'd been told.

It felt really good. Like, leg spasms good. But after a couple minutes it became seriously overstimulating. I wouldn't have stuck with it if that's how it started, but I felt close to orgasm, so I kept going. Just bite your lip and power through, I told myself. 

That was a mistake.

So close, so close. Just a little more. Suddenly I felt an ecstatic release. It felt like 1/2 an orgasm, and I figured it might just be dulled by the hormones. Something shot out of my penis and I thought it was cum. But it continued to keep coming. It shot into the air in a big, clear, spurting stream. Oh shit!

By the time I realized what was happening and managed to stop the flow, I had pissed all over my belly, my tits, my legs, my arm, my bed, and of course the vibrator. It soaked through the towel, through the sheets, and into the mattress. So instead of an orgasm I got my bed and half my body drenched in piss.

The best part is, I went to the bathroom right before starting to make sure that wouldn't be a problem. Less than 10 minutes from "bladder empty" to "the fucking Nile river."

Of course, the first thing I did after cleaning myself up was post the story to /r/TIFU. Some girl in comments tried to convince me I squirted, not pissed myself. Bless her heart. Lulzy commenters ran with it. Comments like, "Always wanted to be a girl, never knew you'd be a squirter." I replied, "Always wanted to be a squirter, but not that kind!"